Candles, matches, and a room full of things

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soaringpenis:

supersmalls:

bad romance as performed by zacharie

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING. IS THE FULL DAMN THING?!?!?!!?!?!?!??

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

deathbyloli:

This is the best fucking thing ever

newvagabond:

pretendbarmaidkazza:

questingd20:

banasmagiccastle:

charikage:

Pokemon Egg Plush by Takara TOMY — Coming April 2013

NO I WANT THESE

THEY APPEAL TO THE POKEFARM ADDICT IN ME AND THE SMALL CUTE THINGS IN SMALL CUTE THINGS ADDICT IN ME

CRAP

Every inch of them looks velvety. Hm.

I WANT THEM ALL

I need the pichu, ahh.